tyler’s trashed and trying to make brownies

he dropped two eggs on the floor and said “but the babies feel no pain”

20 minutes ago with 1 note

theres-a-crack-in-my-blog:

Stop what you are doing and watch this.

via: uss-assbutt / source: theres-a-crack-in-my-blog 2 hours ago with 10,346 notes

I went on a walk and came back an hour later with flowers and my brother was already half-drunk on peppermint schnapps and now so am I?

today has been really fun actually

2 hours ago

irresistible-revolution:

if you think i’m over Pacific Rim ur wrong

#about me    #pacific rim   
via: uss-assbutt / source: irresistible-revolution 7 hours ago with 7,561 notes
Title: Robots
Artist: Dan Mangan
Album: Nice, Nice, Very Nice
Plays: 4155

robots need love, too

they want to be loved by you

via: uss-assbutt / source: hairandbrokenglasses 7 hours ago with 514 notes

bought some apple pancake mix and some funfetti brownie stuff and now i’m watching rom coms in my pajamas

it’s been a day

8 hours ago with 1 note

hermionejg:

oldfilmsflicker:

13 Going On 30 is ten years old today

no

via: tastyrepulsorboots / source: oldfilmsflicker 9 hours ago with 8,090 notes

i’m not bringing my books or anything but i am going to bring this applesauce to class because it is fucking delicious

13 hours ago with 2 notes

Fast Cash

#rt   
via: burnt-oreo-milkshakes / source: captainsteves 1 day ago with 5,145 notes

some guy just tried to kill me by swerving into like every goddamn lane before finally busting a tire and slamming on his brakes in front of me and all i could think was how sad my dad would be if i died while walking roxy

1 day ago
via: uss-assbutt / source: friendlymoose 1 day ago with 8,834 notes

heY THEY PUT HOUSE ON NETFLIX

1 day ago
Twin Peaks pilot (1990)
#twin peaks   
via: danascullys / source: jessepnkman 1 day ago with 2,011 notes

likeafieldmouse:

Paolo Ventura

1. The Automaton III

2. 11:55pm

3. Before the Rain

4. The Funeral of the Anarchist

via: empty-nest / source: likeafieldmouse 1 day ago with 1,501 notes

i’m really getting used to talking to people i think

1 day ago with 2 notes
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